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суббота, 18 октября 2008 г.

at home care inc




I find it hard to believe that most peoplesapos; lives are full of excitement. �I think thatapos;s why I see everyone on their cellphones all the time. �Theyapos;re fucking bored so they need someone to shoot the shit with and cause some drama. �My theory is that none of them can be left alone with their thoughts. �Itapos;s too fucking scary or something. �Me, Iapos;m kind of the opposite. �Sitting back and watching everyone else run around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off is enough to suffice my drama quota. �

For instance, today I saw one of the most delightful altercations between my assistant manager and a volunteer at my workplace. �Now you might find it hard to laugh at because it was rather miniscule. �Also, it would probably mean more if you actually knew my assistant manager, so Iapos;m going to try to paint of portrait of her in your mind. �She is a middle aged, 6apos; tall woman with bushy blond hair who was once described as Ms. Piggy by one of her students. �In addition, Iapos;d like to point out that many, if not all, of the volunteers are borderline octogenarians.

Volunteer: �Oh,�I can hand those out if you like
Miss Piggy: �Oh no, thatapos;s okay. �Weapos;ll handle it.
Volunteer: �What? �You donapos;t trust me?
Miss Piggy: �No, I donapos;t.
Volunteer: �Well, up yours then �(Imagine a little old lady saying it in a kind of NY�Jew-y tone)

I was shocked. �It was one of the most perfectly timed comebacks I have ever seen, especially since this woman was old enough to be my grandmother. �Just thinking about it now makes me laugh aloud. �Itapos;s just so perfect. �Honestly, you would have to know my assistant manager to find as much humor in this as I do. �This woman has driven employees to quit within weeks of being hired. They just cannot handle her. �Luckily, I am able to find humor where others see incompetence. �I guess itapos;s a gift... Or a disability.


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суббота, 11 октября 2008 г.

cox communications inc




Byakko, the kitten, was playing with his string today when I decided that I was going to blow some bubbles in his direction. Since I was sitting under the air conditioning vent, the bubbles began floating quickly towards his face. This disturbed him, apparently, because he hissed at them.

This is a cat who didnapos;t cry when he came here, now makes weak, effeminate mews occasionally, and never hisses, even when Bella swats him.

However, bubbles deserve the full force of his wrath.

I really wish I had recorded him, because it was funnier had you been here. He finally decided to start popping them, but he did hiss at very big ones that came at his face

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